I HAVE PARKINSON'S DISEASES AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A PLACE WHERE THE CONTENTS OF UPDATED NEWS IS FOUND IN ONE PLACE. THAT IS WHY I BEGAN THIS BLOG.
I COPY NEWS ARTICLES PERTAINING TO RESEARCH, NEWS AND INFORMATION FOR PARKINSON'S DISEASE, DEMENTIA, THE BRAIN, DEPRESSION AND PARKINSON'S WITH DYSTONIA. I ALSO POST ABOUT FUNDRAISING FOR PARKINSON'S DISEASE AND EVENTS. I TRY TO BE UP-TO-DATE AS POSSIBLE.
I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT'S CONTENTS. I AM JUST A COPIER OF INFORMATION SEARCHED ON THE COMPUTER. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE COPIES ARE JUST THAT, COPIES AND AT TIMES, I AM UNABLE TO ENLARGE THE WORDING OR KEEP IT UNIFORMED AS I WISH.IT IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND I AM A PERSON WITH PARKINSON'S DISEASE. I HAVE NO MEDICAL EDUCATION,
I JUST WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU WHAT I READ ON THE INTERNET. IT IS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE WHETHER TO READ IT AND TALK IT OVER WITH YOUR DOCTOR. I AM JUST THE COPIER OF DOCUMENTS FROM THE COMPUTER. I DO NOT HAVE PROOF OF FACT OR FICTION OF THE ARTICLE. I ALSO TRY TO PLACE A LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF EACH ARTICLE TO SHOW WHERE I RECEIVED THE INFORMATION SO THAT YOU MAY WANT TO VISIT THEIR SITE.
THIS IS FOR YOU TO READ AND TO ALWAYS KEEP AN OPEN MIND.
PLEASE DISCUSS THIS WITH YOUR DOCTOR, SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, OR CONCERNS. NEVER DO ANYTHING WITHOUT TALKING TO YOUR DOCTOR FIRST..
I DO NOT MAKE ANY MONEY FROM THIS WEBSITE. I VOLUNTEER MY TIME TO HELP ALL OF US TO BE INFORMED.
I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY ADVERTISEMENT OR HEALING POWERS, HEALING FROM HERBS AND ETC. UNLESS IT HAS GONE THROUGH TRIALS AND APPROVED BY FDA. IT WILL GO INTO SPAM.
THIS IS A FREE SITE FOR ALL WITH NO ADVERTISEMENTS
THANK YOU FOR VISITING! TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
TRANSLATE
Sunday, December 24, 2017
At my first Consultation... (12 Days of Christmas from a Person with Parkinson's)
A fun but dark take on The 12 Days of Christmas, "At my first Consultation..." is about the many "treatments" offered by neurologists for Parkinson's Disease (PD). I was diagnosed in 2012, and have been putting my efforts into making it all the more palatable for others ever since. Merry Christmas!
-- LYRICS --
At my first consultation …. Dawn May December 2017
At my first consultation, my neuro promised me
A cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 2nd consultation, my neuro promised me
Mindfulness sessions … oh ….
And a cure for my bloody P.D ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 3rd consultation, my neuro promised me
10 yoga lessons, mindfulness sessions … oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 4th consultation, my neuro promised me
Life Balance classes,10 yoga lessons, mindfulness sessions … oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 5th consultation, my neuro promised me
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 6th consultation, my neuro promised me
Drugs, drugs and more drugs Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …) At my 7th consultation, my neuro promised me Anti-depressants, drugs, drugs and more drugs
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 8th consultation, my neuro promised me
Thai Chi and biscuits, anti-depressants, drugs, drugs and more drugs
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 9th consultation, my neuro promised me
Slow, gentle physio,Thai Chi and biscuits, anti-depressants, drugs, drugs and more drugs
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 10th consultation, my neuro promised me
Brisk Nordic Walking, slow, gentle physio,Thai Chi and biscuits, anti-depressants, drugs, drugs and more drugs
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 11th consultation, my neuro promised me
Another breakthrough treatment, brisk Nordic Walking,
Slow, gentle physio,Thai Chi and biscuits, anti-depressants, drugs, drugs and more drugs
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh …
And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my 12th consultation, my neuro promised me
Irish set dancing,another breakthrough treatment, brisk Nordic Walking,
Slow, gentle physio,Thai Chi and biscuits, anti-depressants, drugs, drugs and more drugs
Speech Therapy
Yoga, mindfulness, Life Balance - what a treat for me
… oh … And a cure for my bloody P.D. ( within the next 10 years …)
At my next consultation, I just can’t wait to see what
My neuro will promise me.
(What’s left …?)
Vitamin extras, co-enzyme Q10, Curcumin tablets, Atre morine, Mucuna powder, Cannabis extract, free acupuncture, massage to music, Boxing with Dennis, ballet at Southmead, long-awaited Warrior ….
Now the truth I see.
Neuros, nurses and researchers
Still can’t promise me …
A cure for my bloody P.D.
But, “it is time” … ( as said by “Rafiki” the baboon in The Lion King)
No comments:
Post a Comment